Someone, Get Me a Carb

It’s been said crazy diets are for crazy people. Right now, I’m one of those crazy people. For the past week, I’ve been doing a cleanse of sorts. Not the cool, celebrity-style juice cleanse. That I could live with, because at least I’d be on-trend. Instead, I’m on a doctor-ordered diet to kick a stomach infection that apparently thrives on sugar. I love sugar. I’ve convinced myself carrots taste like…. Read more