My Mirror Thinks I’m an Oscar Winner

For years, I’ve been giving Oscar speeches. I project loudly, shed a few tears and genuinely thank my fans and longtime supporters. The audience stands in applause while shouting their overwhelming approval. Orchestra music fills the room, and I proudly wave my Academy Award in the air. Then [sigh], I put my oversized robe on. Sure, I’ve given all my Oscar speeches from a bathroom floor. At least my mirror…. Read more